my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.
*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats
"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”
You can’t make someone choose between their children
that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
why has this not got any notes
a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..
my followers know who this is for.