You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
(Source: increasedappetite, via whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand)
why isn’t fan fiction a class at school it’s like sex education and english all rolled into one
I sure as hell hope you don’t use fanfiction as a guide to sex, because god have mercy on your arse
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The folks at Cakecrumbs are just pure genius.
I want this exact same cake for my birthday.
But that white inside part should be liquid white chocolate.
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All known spells from Harry Potter
Yeah and here are the other ones also mentioned:
Aguamenti- produces water
Anapneo- clears your path
Colloportus- locks doors and can’t be opened by muggles
Confringo- causes objects to catch fire
Defodio- carve stone or steel
Deprimo- a strong wind that can loosen things
Descendo- lowers objects
Duro- hardens object
Episkey- heals small injuries (tonks used this spell on harry)
Erecto- erects objects
Evanesco- vanishes targets
Expulso- makes object explote
Flagrate- wand can leave fiery marks (Tom Marvolo Riddle —> I Am Lord Voldemort… get it)
Geminio- creates a replica of something (like hermione did to create another locked for Umbridge when she wakes up)
Glisseo- makes steps flatten into a ramp
Homenum Revelio- reveals humans around the castor (did you really forget this one)
Incarcerous- ties object with ropes
Langlock- glues persons tongue to mouth (snape made it)
Levicorpus- victim is hing upside down (also made my snape)
Liberacorpus- counter curse to levicorpus
Meteolojinx Recanto- makes the weather caused by other incantations to calm the hell down
Muffliato- keeps people around you from eavesdropping (REALLY)
Obscuro- makes a blindfold apear over one’s eyes
Oppugno- makes conjured objects attack (like hermione’s canaries)
Pack- you know, packs a trunk
Piertotum Locomotor- animates statues to do the castor’s wishes (mcgonagall uses this badass spell in Deathly Hallows)
Portus- makes an object a port key
Protego Horribilis- flitwick uses this to strengthen the castle’s defenses
Protego Totalum- one of the spells hermione uses to protect the camp in Deathly Hallows
Rennervate- makes someone conscious again
Repello Muggletum- keeps muggles away from wizard places
Salvio Hexia- helps protect against hexes
Scourgify- cleans objects
Sectumsempra- (DID YOU LITERALLY FORGET THIS why) wounds the target (snape made it, need i say more)
Silencio- silences something (also spanish for shut the fuck up)
Specialis Revelio- hermione uses this to reveal secrets from harry’s advanced potion making book
Tergeo- hermione uses this to remove blood from harry’s face. so it can be used to remove ink, blood, etc
Unbreakable Vow- not exactly a spell you can cast per se but you know snape takes it with narcissa
And yeah those are all of the verbal ones that you missed.
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